Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

I love his style though I am wondering about that cropped shirt action he has going on.

That is literally the flag of the losing team. GOP keeps telling Democrats to get over the 2016 election loss. These dudes are still butt hurt over the Civil War!

Because they look back fondly on owning humans and treason.

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

Jeff didn’t out Zeke as transgender to a national audience, the producers of Survivor did that.

I get that’s cool to hate on anything that was nominated for an Oscar

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

My elementary school-aged daughter has decided that all traditional pants are “terrible” and “make my belly hurt” and will only wear elastic-waisted leggings/stretch pants/knits. She wants comfort as she tree-climbs, karate-kicks, and army-crawls her way through 1st Grade and I cannot blame her.

I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I can’t stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I like Kristen as an actress, but her personality rubs me the wrong way. Dax just creeps me out.

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

You are not the only one, I really hated the stepmom and, by extension, the dad who co-signed on all of her bullshit just so he wouldn’t feel lonely at night.

All that said, I hope they are back for next season and HURRAY! we are getting a new season! At this point I think I would just watch Waller-Bridge read random…

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

Olivia Colman played that part SO WELL, and yes, I wanted to snatch her bald-headed, especially during the gallery thing.

I’m not a show purger, but I couldn’t not stop watching one episode after another! I love Fleabag - flaws and all - , but I despised her father’s wife.

“Rock shrimp is so generic. Anyone I go to Nobu with who gets rock shrimp, I freak out on them. Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it. That’s the stuff I ordered for the first…

I think he’s achieved his goal of becoming like Guy Fieri, seeing as he comes across as an insufferable douche. 

the young and hot.

Now I want to get the name Dan tattooed on my neck because fuck Dan.