Oh no! I gave you your 18th star. Until then, as I was doing it, you were...on...the edge of....

What is it with these middle aged white guys like Gavin McInnes where their brain breaks? Is this something I need to look out for? What are the warning signs?

I think it’s supposed to be reusable, so environmentally responsible.

Have you seen what they deal with there? This is nothing! Check this out, morning commute in Tokyo

This is precisely what I came down here to write. The second I hear “mama bear” I go ahead and assume slightly nuts. Though they’re usually on the other side of the counter demanding to see the manager.

The dirty-footed yodeling child took me over the edge...

Velcro diapers?

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

LOL

Co-signed (by me *and* my CIU).

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Yet detectives state that they have “not gotten any indication that this was motivated by hate or bias.”

So, an image of an antique oorijzer with books.

Holy crap.

APPROPRIATION. LOL.

Huh. I learned something today. Not sure Katy is pulling it off, though...

I would like to point something out that nobody seems to have noticed about this particular outfit of hers. It is based on traditional Dutch folk costume. She is wearing metal headgear that strongly resembles something called an oorijzer (“ear iron”) The rectangular bits (“books”) and the “curls” are usually not…

Count me in. I’ll do it.

Well, count me in. I’m getting bored with my ironic use of “snowflake”, so this seems a nice change of pace.

The Fraser films are gold and any attempt to outdo them was clearly going to fail. Even the much-maligned third film (which I personally think is still rather good) is miles better than anything cookie-cutter Cruise film.