Oh I meant bad for the landfills type of concern, I should have been less snarky and more clear. My bad.

Velcro diapers don’t seem very vegan, but maybe I just have impossibly high, unrealistic expectations?

I’m trying to make “shitflake” a thing lol. When they call someone a snowflake I write “whatever, shitflake 💩 ❄️” and use the poop and snow emoji. If anyone wants to help me make it effective by using it, I’d be forever grateful.

Thank you! Going to go listen to your metal now!

Were you still drunk when you wrote this??

I couldn’t make heads or tails of his first comment, and the fact that 135 people liked it baffles me further.

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Oh god, how awful for you. They sound like a wide-awake nightmare. Stay strong!

I didn’t write that. ANS957 did. You're replying to the wrong person.

Oh gosh, how awful for you! Hope you're on the mend.

Wtf are you talking about? I TOLD the joke, ffs. Get your own schtick.

Oh I’ve been dumped by a quadriplegic, married to a pig farmin drunk, and survived countless alcohol-fueled blind dates. Hardly know where to begin. I'm glad you enjoyed the fat guy tale!

My life has been one abysmal disaster after another that get funnier as the years go by. I got a million of em!

Settle down, cupcake.

If two sentences from a stranger makes you want to rage shit in their shower, I'd say you're the greater danger to society.

A fat guy I fucked ripped apart my sheets with his knees and took a shit in my shower and didn’t clean it all up. We’re done here.

Get a room, you two!

Meanwhile, I can't get out of the grays to save my life. I should contact Bob Loblaw.

Age 13. Fresh out of Catholic school. It was lunchtime in Pittsburgh, so a lot of people were walking about. I was with an older cousin. Two men in business suits walked past and looked me up and down. One said to the other “She looks edible.” Had no idea what it even meant. My cousin roared with laughter. I was…