The is the apotheosis of Poe’s Law. The aPOEtheosis! (Or maybe the uncanny valley of trolling?) This article is freaking me out, and I am not getting any work done.

Is his brain going to be examined for CTE? Can family request such an exam?

Not if you enjoy chocolate with a hint of chewed gum.

If Melissa Hudson Bell does in fact style herself that way (as opposed to Gawker doing it for her), it's probably because she only very recently defended her dissertation. She'll cut it out as soon as her husband buys her a 'Not that kind of doctor' t-shirt.

This is basically the plot of the most recent episode of Bob's Burgers, if you swap out 'NBA memos' for 'Thunder Girl cookies' and 'NBA' for 'Tina Belcher.'

Some of the academic women in my life, in addition to the brilliant work they produce, also happen to wear the best scarves!

Last month, my wife and I ate a Bob Evans in Ohio that did not have a change table in the women's restroom but did have one in the men's restroom.

Any thoughts from Front Row Amy on Milwaukee's new sweater puppy?

Attachment parenting takes a village.

Diesel jeans. I used to get them for 50% off with an employee discount. Tried buying much cheaper jeans (Hollister etc.) to save money, but it was futile.

+1 or -1

Yikes, never thought I would be 'one of those dicks yelling at Sean Newell on the weekend for no good reason,' but that's what living in St. Louis does to a person.

That frame of Ellis' arm touching Molina's fucking glove is a tag. Would you like Molina to actually remove the ball from the glove and touch the runner with it? What the fuck is wrong with you guys this week? (Still liked Magary's takedown of the Cards.)

Marchman, I've read Drew Magary. I've laughed with Drew Magary. Drew Magary is a guy that makes me laugh. Marchman, you're no Drew Magary.

The multiracial redheads are super amazing.

Rap causes twerking though, right?

Check the boot for a spare tyre.

ESPN:NFL :: VICE:____

For future reference, any 'research' with the name Satoshi Kanazawa attached to it is pretty much bullshit. Like, 'not even wrong' bullshit. If Kanazawa didn't exist, Time and Slate would have to invent him. For realsies.

Polar bears open doors like this [mimics door opening gesture]. Black bears open doors like this [mimics slightly different door opening gesture].