You’re “friend” is an enormous asshole for:

The dude’s on a power trip, plain and simple. If the sole motivation was getting his junk mail thrown away, he could just leave it on the table and the busboy would pick it up with the rest of his trash.

But I tore it in half first

This must be a Seinfeld episode!

Seriously, having properly trained people looking for suspicious activity while walking the airport with bomb sniffing dogs would be much better for everyone and probably more effective than the barely trained TSA agents.

I went through a massive security line logjam this past year and they sped up the process by bringing in a dog and having everyone walk past the dog.  It was so fast and easy I was truly impressed.  It would be nice if they simply equipped every major airport with a pack of dogs and just let us walk through.

The irony is that the security lines make us more vulnerable.  If a terrorist wanted to be effective, they could detonate a bomb or start shooting when we are all corralled in line.

Handing a complete stranger credit card applications and other sensitive information isn’t a good idea.

At this point, the security theater of the TSA is becoming so obnoxious that it ironically might just inspire terrorism at some point.

That’s my main objection. I would be fine with sitting at the bar if I didn’t feel like I was either perched atop a precarious pyramid or hunched like a troll because the bar stool has terrible ergonomics/support. Also, I really hate how most bars put the bar stools about 2 inches from each other so you’re all over…

Too bad most bar stools suck.

*pulls out notebook of get-rich-quick schemes*

Suck my orange dusted fingers.

This is why I don’t go to parties.

So a few takeaways:

♫ Shigella! Shigella!

It’s time for more Terrible Startup Ideas with Rosin!