“Make sure you tip at least 40% before you go into anaphylactic shock!”

Dear Salty:

“PS I also tipped 80% after the server spit in my face. What can I DO?!” 

Dear Salty,

Dear Salty:
I like to go to restaurants when I’m not hungry. I just really like sitting and talking to servers! Is it wrong that I don’t order anything?

A 50-year-old Sikh man was attacked and beaten by two men...

Seriously. I don’t know how to feel. On the one hand it’s horrible that he was assaulted by those monsters, but on the other hand he’s directly supporting his oppressors.

It’s almost like they don’t really believe in that Jesus of love shit.

I think he might have missed those four books about 2/3 of the way through that sort of set Christians apart from their Judaic bretheren and exactly what it means to be Christian.

The alarming thing is that people are discussing how the government in a country that is supposed to have separation of church and state should interpret and follow Christianity. This is fucking insane. 

I feel like...if you are going to *insist* that you can read the mind of a skyborne superbeing, the Pope is the LAST person you should be arguing with on the subject.

“If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.”

Christians have perfected the art of playing the victim. They're the only majority party that can still claim they're being persecuted and they rarely get called out on their bull shit.

He was hung up on the details.

“Whenever we read the obscene stories the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon rather than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has…

He got quite cross about the whole thing.

Critical thinking doesn’t put cash in the collection plate.

You’d think that someone whose primary religious figure was unjustly executed would have a more nuanced view of capital punishment. I guess that requires critical thinking.

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth and all that shit right up to the “I’m sorry I was groping/sexually exploiting/stealing from my congregation but I deserve your forgiveness and isn’t the real victim here me?” tour

He’s not wrong, the Bible is FULL of murder, death, execution, vengeance and hate.  If you skip past all that pussy shit Jesus said, it’s the entire book.