So they got in a fight on their 50th anniv. which they spent at BK?

I’d opt for Popeyes or Bojangles over KFC—depending your preference on spicy/crispy breading and how important good biscuits are to you—but Veuve Clicquot is a solid choice.

As I get older, going through the motions just for the sake of doing so seems ridiculous. There’s value in getting dressed up for a nice night…

I tip my freedom crown to this couple.

Yeah, definitely. Nothing is more annoying than people breaking these tiny little rules, It’s just so arrogant. Wait five minutes to eat, you aren’t more important than anyone else that you get a special exemption from the rules.

i’d counter the guy with “there’s nothing in the rules against farting though” and then let him be the judge about which situation he’d prefer to deal with for the remainder of his ride.

You forgot point 4: spilled sour cream and meat juice is gross. Burritos are messy enough without a moving, bumpy ride. You can wait 5-20 minutes to eat your food at a table.

If you’re riding on public transportation and there are clear signs about not eating while on board, what foods can you discreetly eat to circumvent this rule?

She is the daughter of a co-founder of 5 Hour Energy. Becoming a millionaire was almost certainly going to happen for her at some point, but it’s nice that the dad had the resources and contacts to make it happen sooner.

People are selfish, unreasonable animals who will exploit any exception to the rule beyond whatever a rational person would imagine. The DC metro is often littered with chicken bones. A few years ago a woman was assaulted after chastising a member of a group of teens for eating a plate of spaghetti on a crowded train.

I stand with the narc here.

Starbucks has always been good about health benefits for their employees. Good on them.

Now I realize who these dumb shirts are for.

Yeah the choice of bagels seemed a little odd to me. I guess an omelet bar would be too expensive?

Average calories for bagel & cream cheese = 436

Because nothing goes better with working out with free weights or dumbells than greasy hands.

The USA has become an extremist Christian country.

Look, it’s especially ridiculous that any women voted for Trump, much less so many white women, but only 42% of the country bothered to vote at all. .53 * .42 = 22% of white women. So don’t take it out on Becky and Sarah, just tell Sarah to get off her ass this year.

It’s okay to deceive if you believe.

Once again belief in fables supersedes agency over one’s own personhood in the United Daesh of America.