It’s because in general, we’re assholes who think nobody else’s time matters. I saw a woman at a gas station come inside, and immediately start yelling past 4 other customers expecting the cashier to stop dealing with everyone else and immediately let her prepay for the gas pump. When he tried to tell her to get in…

Honestly, punching line cutters in the face should be considered a civic duty.

He looks like a pedo.

I think it’s just because people are so gluttonous they base it on serving size rather than actual flavor or quality.

Owl was condescending as f*ck.

I don’t think mentally well adjusted people have the drive or desire to try to achieve such a high position of authority... I mean, why would anyone who likes themselves or enjoys life dedicate all their waking hours to bullshit.

Chihuahuas aren’t dogs...

Today I learned: urinals are not one height fits all.

Dr visits and scripts are incredibly expensive without health insurance. As someone who went without insurance for over a decade, I can tell you first hand you don’t go unless you think you’re actually dying.

Though, I would keep in mind that no company should be able to profit off of drug addiction. The incentive to get people hooked on opiates is what got us to where we are now.

Sure thing. I’m sure at some point I’ll find you defending children in strip clubs and we can wash rinse and repeat.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I don’t care as much as you seem to think. Though, I guess if my parents had chosen not to breed at least I wouldn’t be doomed to a lifetime of being surrounded by inconsiderate idiots such as yourself.

No, it’s still a bar, it just makes you an asshole.

Ha, yea, but your kids would grow old and die while you were gone. Also, not really sure on the math on that, might not make enough of a difference for someone to survive the journey.

“I do find it strange that you self-censored your cursing online in a public forum full of people of all ages, but are adamant that you be able to curse in front of children speak freely in a BAR, weird line to draw.” FTFY

*Floating, eating breadcrumbs* “Quack. How DARE you call me a, quack, duck!” *Waddles away*

As if the republican party is actually fiscally good for the average citizen. They want to take the meat for the military and their corporate overlords and leave the fat, idiots.

lol, projecting what? You can think I’m an asshole if that’s your pleasure, but save the second hand store psychiatry for someone who doesn’t know what projecting means and how irrelevant it is in this context.

I’ve found, the less I look in the mirror/at photographs, the more I generally picture myself as my “ideal” self.

South Park did an episode about Photoshop called The Hobbit, and at the end when poor little Wendy finally gives up and photoshops a photo of herself so people will stop calling her ugly I actually teared up a little.