Sure thing. I’m sure at some point I’ll find you defending children in strip clubs and we can wash rinse and repeat.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I don’t care as much as you seem to think. Though, I guess if my parents had chosen not to breed at least I wouldn’t be doomed to a lifetime of being surrounded by inconsiderate idiots such as yourself.

No, it’s still a bar, it just makes you an asshole.

“I do find it strange that you self-censored your cursing online in a public forum full of people of all ages, but are adamant that you be able to curse in front of children speak freely in a BAR, weird line to draw.” FTFY

*Floating, eating breadcrumbs* “Quack. How DARE you call me a, quack, duck!” *Waddles away*

As if the republican party is actually fiscally good for the average citizen. They want to take the meat for the military and their corporate overlords and leave the fat, idiots.

lol, projecting what? You can think I’m an asshole if that’s your pleasure, but save the second hand store psychiatry for someone who doesn’t know what projecting means and how irrelevant it is in this context.

I’ve found, the less I look in the mirror/at photographs, the more I generally picture myself as my “ideal” self.

South Park did an episode about Photoshop called The Hobbit, and at the end when poor little Wendy finally gives up and photoshops a photo of herself so people will stop calling her ugly I actually teared up a little.

“Every airbrush and digitally applied blush stroke solidifies the fact that you can be one of the most objectively pretty women in the world and still find a part of your body worth hating.”

Hey, if you want to expose your kid to a bunch of loud drunk people on the regular, that’s your business, but don’t expect me to forgo the use of expletives because you think the world is your child’s playground.

I think most Americans drink nothing but coffee, soda, and energy drinks and only take in water if they accidentally swallow some in the shower or in the pool...

I honestly don’t even think that would work. Assholes are really good at convincing themselves that people who say anything to them are jerks or idiots, but their behavior is always completely reasonable no matter what. Most of the shittyest people I know also have the thinnest skin of anyone I’ve ever encountered.

Maybe, but when I put ice cream in one of my little dessert dishes from my china set I eat a hell of a lot less than when I put it in a cereal bowl or eat directly from the pint.

I’ve never understood the need to be a cunt about it. If you’re buying booze or cigarettes, be prepared to hand over ID. You think you shouldn’t have to show ID because you’re 60? I think you shouldn’t be shocked by the fact that you have to anymore your royal doucheness.

Yea, manager was either an asshole or an idiot (and quite possibly both). The restaurant isn’t losing money on someone bringing a jar of baby food, though they might lose money when people walk out because there’s a hungry screaming baby.

Because sugar is addictive.

Did you write “see ID” on the back instead of signing it? I’ve never been ID’d using my bank or credit card.

Well, considering how many Americans don’t have health insurance and avoid the dr like the plague.... but yea, as someone with 4 different kids of photo ID, I don’t see how people make it to adulthood without one. Even if you don’t drive, do they never go to the bar or buy beer or liquor?

I guess at least they might stop being such douche bags when cashiers have to ID them for alcohol.