I dunno about marshmallows. I always thought marshmallows were gross until I tried some homemade ones a coworker brought in. Store bought ones are garbage.

I think some people just never stop eating.... ‘Murica

Yes, the best response to misery is trying to make the people around you, who are dealing with the same sh*t, even more miserable. FU.

lol, Schenectady? Why would anyone go to Schenectady?

We went through trustco and they will let you do 10% down with no PMI.

I got a shewee a while back (thought it would come in handy in the woods, sometimes there isn’t a great place to squat) and after 2 attempts at using it, I am certain I will never be able to write my name. First time, I peed all over myself (thank goodness I decided to give it a trial run at home)... second time I was…

Yea, wear appropriate footwear. If you’re afraid of a little mud, you don’t belong in the woods.

This sort of stuff always makes me think of the key and peele skit where they show up at a civil war reenactment as slaves and make the douche nozzels glorifying the confederacy twist in their knickers uncomfortable as f*ck at the reminder of what they’re participating in.

Sure b*tch, you called the police to ask a question you could have googled the answer to because you didn’t want the police to show up.

Dude was born septic.

I think what she meant was “shut up and take it, peasants!”

I have a moral objection to this POS retaining possession of his ball sack. 

Well duh. How do you keep a woman you’re incapable of giving an orgasm to if she isn’t barefoot and pregnant?

And nobody is going to go septic if they don’t get a steak in a timely fashion.

Basically everywhere takes cards, and in my experiences places that don’t have an ATM. 

You come over any time!

Silly goose, Jesus isn’t brown

Except wasn’t that organization just forced by the gov’t to stop providing legal aid to children? I might be remembering wrong, so much f*cked up sh*t happens every day.

I’m figuring it’s all heightened in DC. If I were ever tempted to ask someone if they voted for Trump, I wouldn’t bother because that means I had already decided never to f*ck them and it wouldn’t matter anyway.

Apparently she was hoping for someone who wasn’t going to f*ck her though a modesty sheet.