Well duh. How do you keep a woman you’re incapable of giving an orgasm to if she isn’t barefoot and pregnant?

And nobody is going to go septic if they don’t get a steak in a timely fashion.

Yes, the customer support line workers should leave work whenever they don’t know how to address a customer concern or complaint. Good call there Einstein.

Commenting on how abusers are twisting the tech isn’t an attack on the tech itself. Calm down.

Apparently you’re too soft. We were all afraid to touch the thermostat growing up.

Jeeze. My stalker was low tech. Would just pop out of the woods randomly while I was on my way to my front door.

Obviously getting out is the best option, but if it were that simple, everyone would do it. I’m sure it’s even harder when it’s not just your life being threatened, but the lives of your children.

OMG, wow. This is such great advice! Someone needs to tell all the victims of domestic abuse. I can’t believe no one thought of this before!

Better than shooting up crowds of innocent people like the right does when they get angry.

Was I supposed to read that in Zoidberg’s voice?

Sure, then when he beats you up and sets it all back up again?

O we’re past that. Just enjoy watching the circus and hope we keep the destruction within our own boarders.

Psst, that’s kind of the joke. Same group of people who fought so hard for a business owner’s right to discriminate getting their panties in a twist because it backfired on their precious little Trumpet. Also, pretty sure scum bag isn’t a protected class.

Well, when you fight so hard for the right to discriminate against people, sometimes it backfires right in your stupid bigot face.

O come now, that tank can burn absolutely anything. When a group of people loses their minds over starbucks coffee cups, you can stop worrying about what may or may not upset their precious little dispositions.

Basically everywhere takes cards, and in my experiences places that don’t have an ATM. 

You come over any time!

Silly goose, Jesus isn’t brown

Except wasn’t that organization just forced by the gov’t to stop providing legal aid to children? I might be remembering wrong, so much f*cked up sh*t happens every day.

I’m figuring it’s all heightened in DC. If I were ever tempted to ask someone if they voted for Trump, I wouldn’t bother because that means I had already decided never to f*ck them and it wouldn’t matter anyway.