Apparently she was hoping for someone who wasn’t going to f*ck her though a modesty sheet.

I find that number terribly depressing...

They know their women aren’t on birth control.

Points for nearly making me retch.

All very true, but if I were looking for a one night stand “who did you vote for” probably wouldn’t be on my list of questions to ask... If I was asking someone if they voted for Trump, I’m fairly certain that would mean I had already decided not to let their penis anywhere near me.

I think his comment was made tongue in cheek...

I can’t take credit. I heard it on some sitcom or other I think, but it is now my favorite way to call someone stupid. I used to go with “brightest crayon in the box”.

Duh, that’s why I hired a pack of wolves to build my chicken coop instead of that dirty trickster carpenter. They have nothing to gain if there’s a hole in the wall.

We cage them in a warehouse because we’re too cheap to provide less traumatizing accommodations. If conditions have truly been this bad since 1997, then it’s horrifying it took so long to work its way to the public eye. You can argue till you’re blue in the face whose fault it is, I don’t give a sh*t. “He started it!”…

Why... why do you go there if they don’t have anything on the menu you like?

Just like when people say “the world doesn’t revolve around you” they usually mean “don’t judge me for behaving as though the world revolves around me.”

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good mom with a taco.

Guy clearly wasn’t the sharpest cheese on the plate....

So disappointing... I thought someone had finally decided to make a porn a hetero chick without extreme kinks might enjoy.... 

Yea.. I don’t think the cast iron, 2 knives, 3 wooden utensils, and one wooden cutting board I elect to wash by hand are breaking the bank energy efficiency-wise.

I’ll be sure to remember your version of the story instead. Tall tales are an honored American tradition.

Do they not realize how many of us are burning time at work and would be watching something far more interesting than giz if we could watch video?!?

This is so wasteful... How much resources will be used to rocket rich dummies out of the atmosphere for a few minutes? I really hope these aren’t very safe and we thin that top 5% of the herd a bit.

Wait, it was just some naked chick using the gym? Lame. I thought it was gonna be sexy fireman stuff...

I don’t believe that. Hand washing a few things here and there doesn’t take that much water if you don’t do it stupidly.