I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a third rack... I’mmm a little jelly.

I’m seriously sick of people trying to clean up after dinner. I understand they’re trying to be polite and helpful but A) I’m super particular and will have to redo it anyway (and these people all know I’m super f*cking particular about everything) and B) I feel obligated to come help and I don’t like doing post…

Also, how many good sharp knives do people have that they can wait to run the dishwasher before using them again? Or do they only prep vegetables once or twice per week?

They should have had you design their burgers! If IHOP was going to do burgers, they should have been breakfast themed, not Red Robin rejects.

Probably because swiss is so strong it covers over the “meh”ness.

If you’re gonna put jalapeno in a burger, it should be fresh, diced, and mixed right into the ground beef.

You really that eager for the ability to eat a shitty IHOP “burger”? You’re not getting snubbed, you dodged a bullet.

IHOP completely ruined themselves for me by constantly sending me coupons for buy one meal get one for $1.99... The BF and I ate WAYYY too many of their diabetes infused pancakes and I can’t even think of IHOP without getting a little sick to my stomach.

Best breakfast burger i ever had was cooked over a campfire. Everything already tastes better at camp, but this sh*t was next level. Excellent way to start your day after drinking all day the previous day and sleeping on the ground.

“Don’t go chasing waterfalls, IHOP, please stick to the rivers of syrup and lakes of melted butter that you’re used to.”

I wouldn’t tip if they actually paid servers a real wage and included it in the price of my meal... I have a feeling many people feel the same way.

“while 36 percent prefer the current system.”

Eh, on a burger? Seems a little too soft... I’d say burgers are best medium rare to medium (though occasionally I do like a burnt one, but burnt fairly quickly so it doesn’t dry out). Save rare/medium rare for steaks.

Damn you paint quite a picture.

Haha, I count that as exercise... at least the kind that makes you awkwardly sweaty ;)

That is wonderful.

The upside is these people out themselves. Lots of pictures.

*weeping heavy crocodile tears* “It’s just been so hard to find work since they started hiring blacks and women too... They even want to make as much money as me! How am I supposed to get a woman if she’s not pregnant and earning a waitress salary?!?!”

Apparently the right to have dominion over women and minorities... “How am I supposed to get ahead if I have competition in the workforce?”

I’m sure he’s already on it.