Get a pig to eat the excess eggs? Then, HAM!

Yea, I just try to cut in order. Veggies first, meats after. Or, I use my wood one for veggies and a plastic one I can throw in the dishwasher for meat if it’s inconvenient to prep veggies first timing-wise.

It happens. Probably eating the wrong stuff. I kept gaining wait and kept slowly reducing the amount of food I was eating thinking I was eating too much, then felt like crap all the time. Started keeping track on an app, was getting way too few calories, but what I was eating was a lot of sugar and fat (fruit and…

Yea, I tend to make milkshakes at home because then you see how much ice cream it actually takes to make one. It’s soooooo much more than you would ever sit down and eat with a spoon.

I hate this. I know it’s the right thing, but I hate it. Why does my incredibly occasional guilty pleasure need to be triply guilty because other people don’t know how to cook at home!?!?!?

At least McDonalds does what they do better than I can do at home. I cannot capture that greasyness in my own kitchen. I could have a tomato fart on some noodles at home and it would be better than olive garden.

Do you have a permanent scar from the face palm that caused?

I honestly just assume everyone is a self centered moron who can’t see past the edge of their own nose. 7 years as a receptionist will do that to you though. I spent the first half hour of my day this morning dealing with someone who didn’t even know the name of the company that had hired him (today was supposed to be…

Shit you’re right. I should have thought that one through. It takes a shit ton of effort to turn those ugly little gremlins into people (that’s why I don’t have kids).

Eh, you’d think they’d be able to use their judgement and when they come up and see two men calmly sitting there, maybe start from a place of calmness and evaluate the situation.

I buy starbucks dark italian roast and grind and brew them at home. It’s delicious. I don’t think the beans themselves are the problem...

It’s f*cking insane that the server couldn’t just go over to them and politely say “I’m sorry, but if you’re not going to buy anything I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” When that didn’t happen, when the cops showed up that could have been a casual conversation as well “Hey guys, I know this is excessive, but…

I dunno... I have a feeling that the type of guy who freely hits on his servers makes everything that doesn’t 100% agree with what he wants when he wants it confrontational.

O, I’m so sick of this “someone’s daughter, mother, sister, or aunt” BS. Women are people, not either a relative or a cock-pocket.

You should be able to be honest with good friends. I have a friend that I subtly notify when she’s “resting bitch facing” because she got sick of so many people thinking she’s disinterested or mean.

Hmmm, also a good point. That, and I feel like men that age and older really start to let their hygiene go.... I’m also pretty sensitive to odors though, so maybe I’m just over bothered.

Unethical AND stupid. Such an excellent pairing.

You can get a discount for the first month and then just cancel it. I tried it. It was kind of neat, but definitely nothing I’d ever consider for long term. The meals were a lot more labor intensive than you’d expect for something that’s supposed to be easier than just doing your own planning and shopping. I think…

Except you use the 2 stalks you need for the dinner recipe, and the rest of the celery for your lunch or afternoon snacks (celery is great with peanut butter). Double win for better eating.

“women who ate fewer than three pieces of fruit a month took 50 percent longer to conceive than women who ate fruit three or more times a month.” Researchers also analyzed junk food habits and found “women who rarely ate fast food got pregnant a month quicker, on average than women who ate fast food four times a week…