I dunno, but kangaroo burger is tasty as f.

lol, you had me up until olive garden. That’s basically the McDonalds of Italian food.

Especially the parents with sh*tty kids, because lets face it, shitty kids aren’t born, they’re made.

This. People don’t read anything. Everyone walks around with blinders on, constantly shocked when you point out something that was literally right in front of their noses the whole time. I have this conversation daily: “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to do that.” “You JUST signed a document agreeing not to do that.”…

I’m cool with that. I’m due for a road trip!

The charge for the pickle spear!?!?!?! F*ck that nonsense. Why on earth does some combination of meat, cheese, veggie, and condiment placed in between two slices of bread need to be considered “New York Style”? It’s a sandwich.... how are places messing up sandwiches?

“I’LL SHOW YOU HOW REASONABLE AND RESPONSIBLE I AM!”

Because we’re smart ;)

Sing it! Everything tastes like diabetes.

Maybe us New Yorkers just really love our sandwiches... I’ve been all around the capital region/upstate and even super rural towns have a decent deli (in more rural places they just tend to be attached to gas stations).

Ah, well, now you are aware that I would eat it if it came down to it. The whole point is that it’s weird that we think poison and fire are the least distasteful way of dealing with our excess of cats and dogs and that solution is somehow so much more palatable than offering them as stew meat to those who are willing.…

I used to have a gas station like that. They were amazing and right down the road from my apt. They even had awesome burgers and fish & chips. Sadly, they’re under new ownership and everything is garbage now... The discovery was devastating.

Why would anyone eat subway when every town has a butcher or deli that can make you a sub that is actually delicious? You can get better subs at gas stations, and pizza places too. Subway is bad and they should feel bad.

Hokay, well, you’re making assumptions again as A) I would definitely eat dog before I starved because I’m not a f*cking idiot, B) I never said anything about forcing anyone to eat anything, and C) I never said we shouldn’t be helping needy/at risk people in more productive ways.

I never suggested force feeding it to anyone. Also, pretty presumptuous of you to assume you know what the average homeless person would or would not agree to/eat. Spend enough nights hungry and a decently cooked dog steak might sound a hell of a lot better than a dumpster bagel. Also, not suggesting this as anything…

This is silly. I don’t want to eat cat or dog, and I understand why anyone else who sees them as friends/companions doesn’t want to eat cat or dog, but when you have shelters full of caged cats and dogs who will be put down, and a large and hungry homeless population, cremating perfectly edible meat because it’s cute…

That makes sense. Where I work, we all know it’s just the company covering their ass, but they follow it up with a culture that encourages everyone to treat each other with mutual respect. So, even though we all roll our eyes when the yearly training comes round, the day to day life fosters a general good attitude, so…

It doesn’t really work because the offenders already know they’re doing something wrong.... You can lead a horse to water but....

Definitely need more thoughts and prayers, problem is, they won’t let Jesus back in schools. Apparently, he can’t get in unless the thoughts and prayers are a government sanctioned group activity.

Na, I’ll be going just before the movie leaves theaters so there’s only a few other people in the room. That crowd tends to be laid back, not pieces of shit, who are just there to enjoy the movie. You have fun stuffing your face in a stank crowded theater with everyone scarfing burritos and texting.