If you can’t afford the food at the theater or are just protesting that it’s overpriced, eat dinner somewhere else before or after, it’s not rocket science. The world doesn’t revolve around you and no one cares if you wuv to hawve you’re prewcious snackies duwing the movie.

lol, you’re a complete douch. Just because I think people like you are assholes, doesn’t mean I’m gonna waste my time and effort running off to bitch to management.

They charge too much for drinks at restaurants, but you don’t see me sneaking in a flask. If you think they’re offerings are too expensive, don’t eat there. If you can’t go 2 hours without stuffing your face, you have other problems.

Holy shit, expecting people to not use a movie theater like their dining room? How unreasonable!

Yogurt and oatmeal make me want to gag, so I know the feel. I’ve learned to choke down apple/cinnamon oatmeal b/c it’s super convenient backpacking food, but I have to eat it pretty quickly or it starts to become unbearable.

I felt like a dummy for not having thought of it when my sister revealed this trick to me. It also seems easier to savor them/eat slower when they’re frozen (probably b/c they aren’t going to start getting melty in your hands immediately), so it helps with portion control.

I never would have thought of doing gummy bears. They don’t break your teeth?

Very true, but this will probably make it hard for these companies to make it clear what food they are trying to mimic. Maybe an in between where the word “vegan” or “faux” needs to be highly visible/bold enough its the first thing that jumps out from the packaging?

Damn you, and damn your twix, and damn your stupid WAFFLES!

Whatever, just throw away everything we have away because you’re too blind to see that peanut butter is the superior nut butter!

Your wife sounds awesome.

I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

You clearly don’t have an appropriate level of appreciation for peanut butter.

That crap annoys me. If you aren’t interested in utilizing your fruit in a timely fashion you can A. Buy less at a time and B. Buy things that keep longer (apples/pears/nectarines have pretty damn good shelf lives so far as fruit is concerned).

While also pretending the rest of the state would be plunged into the dark ages without them.

Yea, I thought about that, except I kill basically everything I touch fertile soil or no. I just try to keep waste to a minimum, and occasionally throw scraps out to the woodland critters as a nice treat.

She throws out over-ripe bananas!?!?! But they’re for banana bread! It’s the only thing I get excited about when I see it start to brown before I’ve gotten around to eating it. Also, if you only have one, banana bread cookies!

I generally wait till the end, but hand the coupon over with the credit card so they don’t have to make an extra trip to the table with the updated receipt.

Na, you wait until New Year’s to release it.

How long before they come out with the “diet” version so people can delude themselves into thinking it’s healthy?