I’m shocked how many people bring actual meals... why not just go out to dinner before the movie? Seriously.... I’d be pretty damn annoyed if I went to the movie and was surrounded by the smell of burgers, burritos, and rotisserie chicken.

Ruined pasta salad I think.

This! The only caveat I’d put on that is water, I need to drink a lot of water or I get migraines and, even if I didn’t mind spending $5 on a bottle of water, disposable water bottles are f*cking ridiculously wasteful and I don’t want to contribute to their use.

Solving that social security problem the American way.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

You don’t have too, but it really makes a difference.

You can have two :)

I like cottage cheese and still think it’s a little gross. It’s best served with pineapple chunks though. Low fat or skim cottage cheese is absolute garbage.

ok, you can’t make me laugh like that. People at work are gonna think I’m crazy.

How DARE you! Not only do I put whipped cream on my waffles, I whip it up myself at home! Growing up we didn’t have a hand mixer and 4 of us passed a bowl of heavy whipping cream/sugar around and hand mixed that shit with LOVE and elbow grease!

Overly heated arguments about nonsense that no one is sincerely worked up over are the best.

I haven’t used my waffle iron in quite some time, so I’m gonna take your advice and give them a shot :)

I didn’t know it was gonna be a thing, but I am now eagerly anticipating the fallout from this debate.

But it’s not a waffle! It’s a buiscuity pancake made in a waffle iron.

If the recipe is good enough for The Joy of Cooking it’s good enough for me!

OMG you’re disgusting! GTFO with your weak ass kitchen game.

I had a teacher in elementary school who limited each student to 3 questions per day and this was considered acceptable.... Yet nice guy can’t make pancakes. Spectacular.

Counterpoint: waffles need to be made the night before and require separating whites from yolks. Pancakes are super fast on the fly.

Also, basically everything low fat has more sodium than it’s normal counterpart.

Jesus. The cruel analytical part of me thinks that if being near a peanut can kill you, maybe you shouldn’t survive to pass on your genes. The moderately more reasonable part says bitch, if touching a peanut can kill your kid, wipe down the cart before you place your child inside it, stores have Lysol wipes by the…