The justification he provided for the punishment of this high schooler is just mind bending:

Brundage as IOC head was instrumental in stripping Tommie Smith and John Carlos of their medals during the 1968 Olympics for introducing “politics” into the Games (the USOC only wanted to reprimand them). He was also a diehard supporter of the Nazi regime’s 1936 Olympics (which was nothing but political propaganda) as…

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

Thank you, Wende.

I understand that acne can be really devastating for some - my BFF had to take Accutane, and even as a 40-something adult, still has the scars.

There were more deaths last year from food borne illnesses than undocumented immigrants.

It’s like the justification for champagne flutes....”Oh, they keep the champagne from going flat!” Wait...what? WHAT KIND OF PERSON LETS CHAMPAGNE SIT AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GO FLAT??? What kind of barbarians are we dealing with here?

I know what the word “leftover” means and I know what the word “Champagne” means, but together, they don’t make any sense.

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I’d settle for calling him by his alter ego, “Bart O’Kavanaugh”.

Honestly hoping for Kagan to just refer to him as Brent.

If the good ones won’t hold the bad ones accountable, they’re all rotten.

To have power over other people and feel gratified by that power. To participate in a system that is unjust and unfair. To live up to your own self image as a person to be feared rather than someone who is afraid.

On the other hand, if this is all just a setup so that Drew has to come back to a nervous, sweaty audience of emotionally compromised pseudo-trolls and admit that he’s been in the hospital for weeks because he punched himself in the nuts as a joke and ruptured a testicle, then well played.

Drew is honestly the only reason I began frequenting this site. I started visiting Deadspin because of the FunBag. It would be nice if they would at least give some idea of when they think Drew might be back, or how serous this really is. Every time I see a staff member say something about Drew still being gone I…

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I enjoy purchasing heavy metal shirt baby clothes for friends’ kids. There’s just something fun about a 3 month old in a Motorhead shirt.

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