Amazon is notorious for having “sales” where the current price is significantly lower than another price that is seemingly randomly generated. This is why I love using CamelCamelCamel. Recently my wife needed to buy a new printer for her classroom and found one she liked and was “on sale” for almost half off…

Using buzzwords like “low-hanging fruit” or “game-changer” were also likely to get a negative response from interviewers.

Glad to see the voodoo hex I placed on Winston back in 2013 is paying off. May that abusive motherfucker flail about like this for his entire NFL career. 

Yea, but Jameis is here to service the troops (whether they want it or not).

When part of a diphthong, ‘W’ serves as a vowel, in which case you have to buy them.

I bet he’s feeling pretty crabby

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

Yeah, except that it sounds like he’s working on a military base now, which means he’s collecting a government check and his patients likely don’t have a choice about whether or not to see him. *burns everything down*

“our fucked up server fairness system so it is denied. The customer is always wrong.”

“sleep with the door closed”

Do you think that their main marital hobby is having affairs and seeing who gets caught first?  Like, extreme swinging?

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up “money laundering” on Lifehacker.

Counterpoint: Beluga on wieners ON Pringles

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

I’ve always been a fan of the reading of Bluebeard with Beauty and the Beast. That combination really seems to provoke discussion about the fraught relationships between women and men in a patriarchal system.

Just FYI, technically the term ADD is no longer used. Now we differentiate between types of ADHD, whether Predominately Inattentive (which is how ADD used to be characterized) or Predominately Hyperactive/Impulsive.

When I was in nursery school, the teacher told my mom to tell me to stop putting crayons in my nose. She did, and the next day I put them in my ears instead.

There are 100%, without a fucking doubt, McGregor fans (not all, but for sure some) who are indulging in white power fantasy with him. The brash, swag, shit taking white guy comes in and insults (usually racially) and beats up brown people? They fucking love it.

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself