This article paints such a vivid experience of watching the last decade in transformation and the duality of representation and exclusion that has come with a renewed interest in video game gender politics. It’s not one I experienced firsthand, but one that I was painfully forced to watch my gaming friends suffer…

The cost is irrational, since it is set by emotionally compromised and mentally unstable losers.

Eddie might be coming into being the Grand-dad type America is looking for. Just seeing him hustle through Dolemite with integrity and earnestness made me feel better about the future. He could have easily dipped out and let it all fall apart, but he’s out there making people smile and I’m here for it.

“NOBODY wants you to travel halfway around the world/or cross country at X-Mas to see thier little grand pets. nobody want’s to go to your cat’s birthday, you will never see your cat graduate from cat college, or get married”

Oops, looks like you conflated having a child with self worth.

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

The sauce must flow.

“it doesn’t remind me of Event Horizon” might be the best Kinja ever.

(shoots a container of garlic dipping sauce) I SEE...EVERYTHING!!!!!!

“We brought you a little anchovy, Thufir. You must care for it if you wish to live."

“He who controls the pepperoni controls the universe!”

His Baron Harkonnen cosplay is on fucking point.

I too refer to the day that the laxatives kick in as a “day of reckoning.”

Dave Arneson got Jack Kirby-ed.

Cowboys have also expressed interest, but they would like to see a conviction first before committing 

He has to do 3 years at Florida State first. 

“he choked his cheerleader girlfriend Maddy so badly that she had his handprints bruised onto her neck and only managed to sneak his way out of trouble by framing a perfectly innocent man for rape and demanding he confess to the abuse while planting a witness who he was blackmailing.”

This is terrible analysis and I can tell you are not a real football fan. Obviously the handsome, fit, 6-4 white quarterback threw the ball perfectly. The more darkly-pigmented receivers just didn’t run their routes correctly.

I got more road rash from falling off a bike with training wheels. Then my Mom took us to the beach the next day because “Saltwater is good for wounds”. I was then rolled end over end by a big wave and scraped up my side again on the sandy sea bed. I’m not sure how I survived the 1970s.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”