I am a college professor, and it seems as though I spend more time teaching grammar and writing skills than the actual content of my courses.  I got into this profession because I really enjoyed helping students think through complex ideas, but now, much of my time is spent explaining things like subject-verb…

I skip the creme fresh (I hate it) and I use Accent and cayenne pepper rather than salt and black pepper (so MSG rather than sodium chloride). Seasoning with Accent before putting into the pain doesn’t draw out the water and make watery eggs like regular salt does.

Remember to compartmentalize.

Time to drag out my breakfast favorite, Gordon Ramsay’s creamy scrambled eggs. If it weren’t for this recipe, I wouldn’t be married now.

I’m 42 and have been experiencing symptoms of this off and on for a good six years already. Add that to the fact that I’ll be the first woman in my family (on my mom’s side) in a goooood long time to actually experience menopause (hysterectomy is a common thing in my fam) so I’m really in for a surprise or two. Hot…

Haha, joke’s on you, my mom’s 58 and still gets her period. *quiet sobbing for my genetic future*

I understand the hat thing but when am I supposed to wear pants?

Maybe because we’re not living up to the standards put forth in the Constitution thereby sullying the cause for which our armed services members fight, kill, and occasionally died to protect. If anything, taking the knee is a way of saying that we, as a nation, can and should do better.

I found a shirt for you. Just let me know which rock I should put it under so that it gets to you.

Red Herring, black on black murder has literally nothing to do with police brutality and police officers getting away with murdering unarmed or non-violent individuals.

^“this guy” has arrived.

The Jones Act is terrible. It’s a major reason that Puerto Rico is bankrupt. The island could be a major shipping and trading hub, but it’s precluded from earning a living. Then what is supposed to drive its economy? Tourism alone isn’t enough.

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

It was a great episode, one of my favorites.

And then conveniently cut eye holes in and wear for their evening out to the nice cross burning.

Trump is the white sheet his supporters project their fantasies on.

I’ve said it a million times before, but I have a mental list of names of The Worst People (and by people I mean men) in Government and when any of those names drops dead/is assassinated, I’m having a kegger. Everyone is invited. The list is fairly long. I’ll have party hats and noisemakers too.

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.

This was a fantastic piece Clover. Really well done.