I love this group shot of the Justice League:

Your dick can the opposite of get fucked.

She could play 007, M, Q, Felix Leiter, Moneypenny, and the villain by herself

Richard Ayoade’s Q would be so, so unimpressed with Bond.

Tatiana Maslany as 007 or GTFO.

Richard Ayoade as Q. Hells to the yes.

Hey, you stole my idea!!!!

Here’s my idea for a Bond film. In the latest installment, the new Bond discovers that a man named James Bond (played by Sean Connery) has been assassinated. And then another (George Lazenby) is offed, and then another and another. He comes to find out there have been multiple James Bonds, and that he is just the…

What do you think of Elba as M.

I am a college professor, and it seems as though I spend more time teaching grammar and writing skills than the actual content of my courses.  I got into this profession because I really enjoyed helping students think through complex ideas, but now, much of my time is spent explaining things like subject-verb…

I skip the creme fresh (I hate it) and I use Accent and cayenne pepper rather than salt and black pepper (so MSG rather than sodium chloride). Seasoning with Accent before putting into the pain doesn’t draw out the water and make watery eggs like regular salt does.

Remember to compartmentalize.

Time to drag out my breakfast favorite, Gordon Ramsay’s creamy scrambled eggs. If it weren’t for this recipe, I wouldn’t be married now.

I had absolutely zero interest in yet another Halloween reboot/remake/sequel but I’d gladly watch Judy Greer read insurance policy fine print and/or do dishes for two hours. Also, she’s capable of stealing scenes from foreground actors with just a facial expression (see The TV Set).

1. Because boners.

Seems liked theyve pinned each other down plenty of times.

Don’t worry. DC will just reset everything in a a year or so. Again.

You know what would have made a much more interesting movie? An adaptation of Passage by Connie Willis. It’s about a psychologist who interviews patients who have had NDEs (Near Death Experiences) and who eventually gets access to a drug that induces artificial NDEs...and when she takes it, she sees herself on the…

Seriously though, buying mcnuggets is the least offensive thing a Rick and Morty fan can do.