Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Bahahahahaha. Sure. Manners for some folk.

A flippant article about manspreaders (who are assholes by definition) and no mention of the nuclear option of smacking them in the dick with a hammer?

That’s crazy. What’s her name? Also if you give me your dad’s email address I’ll write him a note to tell him off. Unless he’s old.... what’s his birthday? Now I’m invested in this thrilling tale... how about all your family’s birthdates as well.

Whichever one is your device’s password...

It might ruffle your feathers to say this, but I think “flaky” people come off as very self-absorbed, as though it’s a privilege for others to spend time with them. It’s less about them wanting to be with you and more about them having the ego cookies of having the facade of a full social calendar and feeling popular…

They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.

Finally! Someone took the time to explain this man to me. I saw a video (I think) of him floating around a few months ago and had no idea who the fuck he was. But I click on his FB page and the not so subtle whiff of the “ankh-right” (I simply lost it when I read this) and clicked out of my browser.

I don’t bother to confront, I just stop making plans with them when I recognize a pattern of disregard and find myself being the one who always initiates. Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that you’re in the B or C group with the people who are in your A group. It sucks but it’s not the end of the world and…

A majority of people (especially in LA, ugh... wait, do you live in LA?!) are like you who don’t want to commit to any plans or says ‘yes’ then bail when something better comes up. Apparently asking for a committed yes or no to be in the presence of an acquaintance is too much to ask of people. Everyone’s trying so…

#TeamNoOne

There should be some sort of flow chart that consists of two boxes, one being “is it a Chinese startup offering a technology that doesn’t yet exist” that has a line directly to “it’s a scam” I just can’t find it on Google Images.

Surely you’re underplaying the perfectness of Jinder Mahal rushing the ring and beating the crap out of both of them. Possibly followed by a handicap tag match in which Mahal and the Singh Brothers face the classic mismatched tag team of McGregor and Mayweather.

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

I’ve been doing this for years, Since back in the Gina-days of lifehacker.

Do you want a fool-proof way to carry sensitive electronics in your carry on and ensure that they don’t get stolen?

My own personal handstand: In 1960 when I was ten my family still had an old black and white tv from the mid-’50s. I was watching an exercise show in which someone did a handstand. I thought it looked easy, and tried to copy it. I got up ok then toppled over backward, kicking the tv into the wall. The protruding part…

As a resident of Spokane, I decline these terms. We already have a football team with much more class and prestige. I mean, they play in the Indoor Football League, but still...