Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

That’s fine that you’re not personally offended by that stuff. I’m not personally offended by all the fake Irish crap on St. Patrick’s Day. But that doesn’t mean it’s not worthwhile to learn the day’s history, use it as intended and educate yourself a little, or take an extra moment to think about how you celebrate :)

Crumbs-n-cheese

Baloney. This is a ploy by BIG GNOME (Underpants and Garden Divisions working on concert, obviously) to obtain our skivvies.

You know, I have ALSO heard that women get fewer black eyes if they just keep their damn mouths shut, too.

Well, the key is that you do want to have a drink in your hand. But it doesn’t have to be booze. Get sparkling water with a twist of lime or cranberry juice or soda. People won’t notice. Besides fitting in, having a drink gives you an easy out, all you have to say is, “I’m going to grab another drink. It was nice…

It’s interesting that yellow seems to be getting such a following nowadays - they’ve been used for decades by target shooters precisely because they increase contrast, although they’re far more common for indoor ranges than outdoor.

Lucky for me my parents are both abusive pieces of shit I haven’t spoken to in decades! 50s are gonna be awesome!

DAMN

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

I was being absurd, not serious. My point was at least you guys don’t have to come up with ways to diplomatically tell someone you aren’t in the market for pizza slice-patterned leggings.

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

Oh, and I clicked on this thinking it would just be: ‘Tell your friend to eat several over-sized dicks.’

did you see who we made president or

I’ve found it helpful to figure out what new experiences I really liked, and invite a friend to join me. I can then either make it mine, or drop it if I still don’t enjoy it. I now can take control of a lot of the stuff that made me feel lost and doubt who I am, giving a stronger sense of self, and a better idea of…

LOL, for a second I read that as

How do you upcycle tassels into decorative tights? That is the real question. I have this hooker friend. She wants to know.

I don’t know, I find rapists and murderers pretty bad myself.

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.