I have never peed in the shower. I have never peed outside. No no no no no no.

I, too, wash and change my bedding twice a week. Nothing is a lovely as a freshly made bed.

I cannot tell you how much I am enjoying this Panera Bread smackdown. Thank you.

I feel so badly for the last kitten out.

The hair salon should have been called Sheer Perfection.

He's a "doctor."

This is what I'm saying.

I don't blame this man. If I found a strange naked person on my property, I'd approach with extreme caution as well. I don't own a gun, I'd approach with a knife or a blunt object.

It's called a program flip. It's a way to whip up publicity for a format change.
Radio One knows what it's going to do with the station; they want everyone paying attention before they announce the programming and the lineup. So, I'm sure they're saying thank you for the help here. Signed, someone with 20 years…

They're not wrong. This is not bad advice. It's good advice. It's a sad commentary on the word we live in, but it's important to be aware of where you are, where you're going, who's around you. Headphones off after dark. Cellphone and pretty gadgets away. Don't be messing around with your wallet. Walk with a…

I feel badly for both parties here. God gave you a clitoris. Enjoy it.

We would answer: The genes are half yours, Dad.

*Masshole joke here*

Good for you. I've enjoyed everything you've done here. And you should have gotten the top job here.

God, I was just going to say this. Reverse genders and have a man treating a woman like a kid and see what happens. This is awful. I cannot dress myself (I admit it). I essentially Louis CK in a woman's body. I wear black and denim ALL THE TIME. It's all I got. That's what I do, baby. It's who I am. I'm at the…

Are we referring to talking TO our cats, or talking WITH our cats, as in our cats returning the volley of conversation in a non-meow form, or in meow form that can be understood by their Hooman? Because those are two totally different things. Isn't that right, my handsome tuxedo boy, Buster?

You want a stoned cat? Meet The Buster and his catnip banana.