I would hit the old guy in the yellow shirt.

Not in Boston. You want some tonic? What kind? I got coke, diet coke, sprite, sarsaparilla....

That's how we keep New Yorkers out, so we can enjoy Walden Pond, The Freedom Trail, Fenway, Foxboro, fresh maple syrup, Irish mobsters, the Cape, pahkin cahs in Hahvahd yahd, the Esplanade, Gloucester, the North End (AAAAAAANTHOOONY), making way for ducklings, the Common and the Public Garden, and the nation's oldest…

Yankees Suck. And regarding Jimmies: http://www.snopes.com/language/offen…

Oh, the LI accent is a nightmare. I mean, it's adorable, but to kill.

I did! But I didn't graduate; I couldn't afford it. I teach journalism upon occasion now (don't ask me how I'm doing this without a Bachelors, it's AMAZING) and they don't have a voice class; I keep yelling for one.

Ha! I wrote this, and then I thought you'd think I was being an asshole. The goal, in voice, is to sound like you could be from anywhere and then still sound like yourself. I was going through my early tapes (on cassette! Cassette!) and they are hysterical. It's like Barbie with a Boston accent. I was ashamed…

You can do it; but it takes YEARS of dedicated practice and good teachers. I'm a Massachusetts native, and I went into broadcast news. I had to tape myself, listen to myself, and talk to myself with the dedication of a Marine recruit going through basic training to go from a 5-thousand watt radio station on the NH…

Tread Lightly.

Test

As a former MTA former of recent vintage, I can assure you this is a crisis. I worked in office ridden with cockroaches. Trains are regularly shortened because of rodent issues. Bedbugs? You're surprised? My office had no light or heat.

My first name is very boring. I am almost always referred to by my last name at work, because my first name sound very similar to a bunch of other first names out there, and my hearing sucks. I've grown to love it. It's usually a male thing, to be called by your last name.

Seriously, are you on Literotica?

Mark,

The most disturbing part of this is the the child hooting 'You're my little friend!'

I have been giggling alone like a madwoman for several minutes at this gif.

What a dick.

I'm a US size 18, and I run. I also cycle and box. And good for her. It is VERY intimidating to get started when you're a chubby woman. I have to buy men's bike clothes, because winter bike clothes are very hard to find in my size. You have put yourself out there when running and be willing to look like a…

Can you do separate rooms for a while until they get used to eachother?

Love you.