Actually, we can. We can pay attention to what's going on in Washington, and vote, and read and support and pay for real journalism, so the the watchdogs can be at the gate, so we're aware of what's going on in Washington so we can vote for decent candidates, and be involved in the political process from the local…

My middle sister was like this — making up magnificent, impossible stories involving thieves and teachers and older sisters (ahem) and random stray dogs and ponies and whales and what have you doing whatever it was she had obviously done. The stories would go on and on and on for 20 or 30 minutes.

Oh, this totally happened to me, except I got out. My giant tuxedo cat, The Buster, was angry that I temporarily took in a stray cat, named Jackson, who was being housed in my bathroom. So The Buster slammed his giant asshole body up against the spare room door. The door had issues, with the doorknob not turning,…

I'm glad it never happened to you. It's happened to other people. Smart, caring, people, from across the human spectrum. Also: You sound like a dick.

No, it does not. And may it never happen to you.

Not lately, you don't.

*Native Bostonian fist bump*

DiCaprio should have won for The Departed. I don't think he was even nominated.

I don't think this woman really needs to work to lower her IQ.

My uncle, who IS mentally retarded, worked all his life, and is now retired.

I spent 20 years putting the broad in broadcasting. I had to work very hard not to shuffled onto the soft news beat, or be assigned to entertainment news. I made very deliberate decisions to cover city hall, crime, and fire. And I was STILL disrespected when I got to to the networks in New York. Oh, give Bunny…

I would LOVE to. I need to make new real-life friends. Email me: thenewsbunny@gmail.com

Bish, please. That's exactly what I did.

Dad, as I, the eldest of his four children informed him of this landmark study:

How dare you forget the Queen of Them All.

First crush? I have a horrible work crush NOW.

Especially when the firemen show up.

Sheets should be changed twice a week, and beds should be made with hospital corners.

Perhaps not. But we know there are a 1000 vampires, thanks to True Blood.

Yes! I will not celebrate middle children's day until us oldest children get the ticker-tape parade we deserve!