I've been married 9 years and I still sometimes sign my maiden name. It is a huge part of the reason why I never dropped it professionally.

I GUFFAWED at that photo. Every day there’s another mile between who she really is and who she pretends to be, which must be a crap way to exist.

I am old-ish and grew up in a small school with three computers. I learned to type on a typewriter—a manual typewriter. I also learned how to research periodicals on microfiche (A skill I sadly found new use for working for the state.)

Shop comes in handy when you are assembling furniture because the smirking delivery men assumed your girl brain couldn’t do it. (Thanks Mr. O.)

He wasn’t always a hot piece of ass.

Perfectly formatting your signature to fit your personality is hands down the best way to waste time while taking notes in high school.

Nah, I’m actually offended. This letter was rape apology and gross, and this guy should be ashamed. His kid violated another human being and he’s looking to defend him. I get the impulse to protect your kid, but maybe acknowledge the enormity of his actions and say something that indicates you get it before being like…

If you’re white apparently it’s the alcohol’s fault.

i don’t like how hard i laughed at “happy-go-rapey.” well done.

The same father who instilled in his son values and taught him that an unconscious woman is his for the taking? Yeah, I could see that apple falling from that tree.

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

It would seem the rapist-acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Oh yeah, the dad is definitely a rapist. 100%.

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

Eh, I don’t think so. My daughter is of the Hot Dog variety and I would have been 1000% behind her or any other girl who bucked tradition and wore what they wanted to. Last year for Halloween my eight year old went as a Business Sparrow...a costume of bizarre construct that had to be explained AT. EVERY. HOUSE. but by…

I dunno. Kids tend to be cute in costumes, and parents tend to be nice about things like this.

As the parent of a child who NEVER wears pajama on “pajama day” but DID wear a dinosaur costume to the Christmas party - yeah, the other parents TOTALLY talked shit about the parents whose kid went as a hotdog.

Awww so cute! Reminds me of a cooler version of myself, who went to Princess Day as...a puppy. Not as a fun a pic since you can only see one princess. Also mad turnout skills on that little Elsa-esque there.

Yeah, but on the other hand he knows a significant chunk of them are blindingly racist - to the extent he wouldn’t even condemn David Duke - so would he risk his so-far-successful vote-gathering tactic of simply being the loudest, stupidest and most bigoted in the room?