You shut your whore mouth!

fuck this face

I beat the game in 52 with most sidequests done and thats with me losing four hours of progress to avoid the three some bad end. I didn’t play Gwent so take that into account.

That playtime is not real. You can enjoy most of the game in those 80 hours. Main storyline would probably take about 30 but many of the sidequests are really amazing. Honestly it would be a waste of a game if you just rushed through it.

ok, i’m impressed

>68.9 hours

There are so many factors behind this. It could not be hit-boxes, it could have been latency with a failure on the server-side correction.

Probably goes back to the reason they have terrible customer service.

The problem isn't that it's hard to run, the problem is that it's nothing like what was promised, even on max settings.

Oh piss off with your pretentious tone. All I'm asking for is a little effort from developers instead of advertising campaigns that surpass the final product.

I think he meant that the game is single player and it needs to connect to uplay.

"My biggest complaint about Watch Dogs is you can do things to a lot of people with no consequence at all"

I held up 15 shops in a row, murdering their cashiers. Afterward, someone saw me walking around holding a gun, and called 911. I had holstered the gun long before the cops arrived, but when they arrived, they…

I have a fairly high end PC that I just updated a few months ago (new CPU/Mobo/RAM) and I get stuttering unless I have *all* the settings at medium. Textures are set at the lowest (recommended for 2GB of RAM even though I have 8GB). In order to get it to run smoothly, I have it set to look like GTAIV (and that is no…

Oh, so, wait: I thought that video games are meant to be played when they're released. You're telling me video games are meant to be played a week after they're released, when the developers finally get their shit together?

My guess is that Ubisoft was worried about negative press near launch from wildcard reviewers. Kotaku is notorious for some of the most ridiculous gaming related click-bait on the web. But in their defense generally their reviews can't be bought with a complimentary $700 iPad (as far as I know).

the guy was actually Walter White and you're gonna get fucked up.

Just read their article, and I agree. The toggle on/off 'hacking' of the environment is largely throwaway and basically only used to either dispense soda cans (hello half-life 1) or stop cars from chasing you. There's nothing else there. The people scanning portion is just a bunch of random life statuses on screen…

Here it is, most honest review I can give:

My biggest complaint about Watch Dogs is you can do things to a lot of people with no consequence at all, the game in small ways should call you out for things you do. The game has a rep system, so why is there no effect to your rep in taking money from a guy with cancer for example.

I'll be honest, I dont have an issue with UPlay (when it works) What I do have a problem with is the double dipping DRM. If you want it on Uplay, fine, go ahead. Just dont make Steam users also run Uplay. One or other.