Then it's a good thing not all feminists (before and today) are militant man-haters, are they?

Well, it's true.

Many people believe DmC is not a good game for various reasons (colored enemies making the game more artificially challenging, the game overall being far too easy even in the higher difficulties, the story being subpar after so much hype, the characters barely resembling their original selves (in the case of those…

More like "new things done wrong scare me."

DmC was bad if you took it as a DMC game. It was merely mediocre if taken by itself.

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Does Bayonetta count?

So far after scrolling through 3 pages of art, I only came across one pic that gave her absurdly huge boobs (kinda weird, but still tame all things considered) and another pic that made her super fat to appeal to the Big Beautiful Woman fetish (which isn't that pornographic, really. Just...weird). I have yet to see…

No, you don't. You own the *license* to access them. Yes, you can download them and have them in your hard drive, but most games don't allow you to play them unless Steam's on. And in the unlikely event that (god forbid) Steam goes down and Valve goes out of business, every game ever made that used Steamworks will…

You don't really "own" games on Steam either. You're technically at the mercy of Valve and they can take away access to your games if it turns out you've been doing some shifty things. Or by accident.

dude that game is trippy as fuck. Every time I get a big ass combo via the ghost train, the combination of the visuals and the sound effects give me this great euphoric feeling.

How do you "literally" pity someone?

I probably would if I had a steady source of income (ie, a job).

Wasn't there supposed to be a Mad Max game in the PS2 era? I distinctly remember reading about it being supposedly announced at an old E3. I guess that game never came through and we got this instead. Not that I'm complaining, because this one actually looks pretty good.

Not if you game on PC.

True that. That's why we all come to Kotaku, right?

DmC PC came out 10 days after DmC Console.

So do you react this way to pretty much every game with "coon" in it, no matter the context?

The devs shouldn't have to change the name of their game just because people like you have a petty, pointless observation about it. Mike, this is one of those times where I think you just made this for the sake of making an article and you were REALLY BORED.

Those feathers are blue as fuck.