Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

I think I’m most fascinated by the substitution of “bean” for “been”.

I think I’m most fascinated by the substitution of “bean” for “been”.

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Awesome deal on the Mach 3 refills! Thanks!

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Even squirrels are lawless in Obama’s Chicago.

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

I didn’t. I read it as she grew up with a bunch of broke-dick asshole bullies; and Trump reminded her of them, except he had money (except he really doesn’t have what he claims), i.e. the men she grew up with were “Trumps with no money.”

FIFA glitches are so funny they make you forget to throw your controller.

Was Clarkson punching the producer a shitty thing to do? Yep.

This is what I immediately pictured.

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

You can’t stomach that people have differing views and actually bought into his policies and not the tabloid bs. Win or lose, probably lose most people are sick of the corrupt 2 party system that fails us constantly. Plus you think we as a nation can allow the Kardashians to be a thing and we wouldn’t have a…

Disagree. Unless running toward the sidelines is the new sliding, you have to make the hit to avoid the person turning it upfield.

He was in bounds, so he was fair game. Terrible outcome, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

‘Member Arnold Palmer?

"except the girl from high school I had been filling full of beers and shots so that I could get some action later. We head to an after party at a bar where I black out and proceed to accidentally grab my friend's wife's boobs"