Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

"Hawaiian Salad"? What the hell is this; which of you weirdos in Oswego and Alsip are googling this stuff?

Deadspin comments section comin' at you with the hottest takes this side of the internet. I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's a spicy take.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

Tiger should have just ignored it. Golf humor peaked with Dorf on Golf.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

This seems like the wrong website to be on if you're unable to identify the "Guy."

The only way you'd run a sub-3 with a 17-minute negative split is if you got stuck behind a train for the first half.

I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea:

When asked why he did it, Oliver replied, "Just for the halibut."

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

When my mom asks me "when are you going to settle down and give me grandkids?", my stock answer is "when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl."

Is there a Back to the Drawing Board Kid?

They always attack from above. Always.

That's not just any tiny Bruins fan. That's Liam, an 8-year-old leukemia survivor with Down syndrome. He's the best. http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/o…

Why doesn't this kid eat? And who is Poop Jameis?

All they plied me with was a 10k bonus, weapons training, and a guarantee that I'd get a some quality cultural immersion in Southeast Asia...