I’ll go to bat for Danger Island any day of the week.

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Yeah, that’s the issue.

Is this where we complain about never getting our full 500 Days of Kristin?

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I think there’s a significant difference between you as a parent disciplining your own child for their behavior and someone else calling them out as “an annoying little pissant”. It’s not wrong to call the child out for their behavior in a respectful manner but no, you don’t call someone else’s child “an annoying…

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

Toucher & Rich?

As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

“Excuse me.”

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.

Was that his girlfriend? Because the way he jumped out of that cart and headed in without looking back for a second....I thought maybe she was the beer cart girl?

“Sounds like everyone’s smiling and satisfied.”

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

Are you a weekend rec league ref?