Claiming that CTE can be “fixed” is evidence that it wasn’t. 

Apparently you’ve never heard your in-laws having sex. If you did then you would have added them to the list. You’re lucky.

Or, maybe she just likes grilling.

And Florida reminded everyone that Michigan’s defense played a weak schedule.

It looks delicious. 

I’m a bit surprised that Trump/Pence have not jumped on this.

We will keep him around. It’s not like he was making jokes in poor taste years ago like that SOB James Gun .

The only exception to such releases is gross negligence. The owner may actually win this one given the employees actions. 

Exactly. Outliers should have ended his career. 

I have a star for the alternative.

The electricity will CGI’d in at a later date. 

If anything this will only make her takes hotter. And who doesn’t like a good old fashioned uninformed hot take first thing in the morning?

But they hit their goal

Or, perhaps, if he didn’t needlessly get out of the car and punch a drunk guy and then drive off like the coward that he is.

I couldn’t get past #3. Damn you.

Congratulations! You’ve won Hot Take of July, the hottest month of the year and hottest month for takes. Now, piss off. 

And even D Wade knows the y is misplaced.

He’s doing it all wrong. He’s supposed to find someone younger than him, not older than his step mother. Father must be so disappointed.

As someone who moved from central time zone to the eastern time zone I can say for certain that the central time zone reigns supreme.

Coincidentally that was Ava Braun’s nickname for Hitler’s penis.