You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Jokes on you. I wasn’t there because I don’t have enough money.

Here are his career playoff stats: .364 average .451 OBP 1.17 OPS 5 HR 10 RBIs in 44 ABs. He homers in 1 out of 9 post season at bats. His last post-season came as his first plate appearances in 6 months. He was responsible for starting the rally that won Game 7 of the World Series for a franchise that had not won the…

As a Cubs fan I immediately demand that Schwarber knock this the hell off. The man hits like Babe Ruth. He could play left field in a lawn chair for all I care.

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

They got relegated after the 2011 season

Huh.

This is clock work with Geno. He does this intentionally, what seems like every year leading into the final four . He says something stupid, something he knows will get a ton of attention and deflects pressure away from his team. Geno is an ass, but he’s a brilliant ass and he wins a lot.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Could be, but I think places that do that print or stamp the policy on the check (“For parties of X or larger, an automatic Y% tip is included”) - partly because people who charge it to expense accounts don’t need to explain to accounting why they exceeded the maximum tip allowance.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

you seem fun.

“Van Helsing staked pain in me.” - Dracula

He’s gonna have to tuck it into his waistband if he doesn’t stop soon.

In the City of Detroit? Yeah, the line of people begging for those deals in the City of Detroit stretched beyond the horizon.

This is not to piss on Ilitch’s generosity—he helped pay part of Rosa Parks’ rent late in her life—but rather to point out what many won’t, or at least haven’t. Ilitch was simply a tremendously wealthy pizza mogul with a bad wig who exploited the city council, capitalized on a depressed real estate market, and spent…

While nobody’s going to deify Illitch, can you imagine what Detroit would look like today without all of the investment Illitch and Olympia have poured in over the last 20 years?