The answer is a bar that is in close proximity to the stadium... so you can initially celebrate at the bar, but then join everyone who celebrates outside the stadium.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Best fans in Missouri.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

The didn't include that category because its numbers are inflated

I'm now to the age where I think "Why wouldn't you just say the word that we've been using for a long time instead of a word we're already USING FOR SOMETHING ELSE GODDAMMIT!!?"

It's understandably, Brandon apparently hiked up student ticket prices. In this age or rising tuition, I'm sure that didn't go over well but more importantly, the team sucks.

yep. and if i had wheels i'd be a wagon. i don't understand this argument at all.

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

8 IS A PERFECT CUBE YOU A-HOLE! 6 can go to hell.

Isn't the bigger story here that they let a mechanic officiate an NFL game?

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

We both suck at jokes

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Not sure what Ward's family is allegedly due... guy made himself a candidate for a Darwin Award the minute he stepped out of that car and started going after high-velocity heavy death machines just because he was mad.

So, that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Bitches, man.

As a Tigers fan living in Chicago, I fucking hate the White Sox. Paulie, however, was the man.

Hilarious, spot-on satire.