Because that nasty little hobbitses stole it, dumbass.

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

Wait, so Houston didn't have a problem?

Can't wait to get drunk and accidentally piss all over Office/Lab +160

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

Michigan

Clemson. You usually have to pay good money to watch someone fuck themselves that hard.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

I was losing interest in ESPN for good, then they go out and hire Bob Vila? Badass.

It's just Gawker iconoclasm. Puig good, Jeter bad. They can't just co-exist on a more level gray area where both are lauded simply for what they did well.

Oh, eat a dick.

wow RT

Just guys being dudes

No wonder it went viral; he didn't even wash his hands.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

Goof effort, but way to much groundwork.

Loria just fired his entire front office. Way to go, Tom

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

I call bullshit. If Coach K really wanted to use Team USA to showcase Duke basketball, he would have had them eliminated in the second round.