get a grip.

Pretty sure it's "National Football League".

Big Ten in the front...party in the back.

You're* wrong. Don't matter who you are, that's not how you grammar.

woooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

It's an easy mistake for the reporter to make, considering he was asking Allen about both Carr's progression and the current whereabouts of JaMarcus Russell.

I was legitimately surprised the company Net Nanny would not let me look at Playboy because it's classified as 'Pornography'.

carry on's for delta are 22" x 14" x 9" i think that puppy is gonna have to be checked.

carry on's for delta are 22" x 14" x 9" i think that puppy is gonna have to be checked.

"I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM!!! ... Oh, here is good? Well thanks for choosing Uber and don't forget to leave a review."

Having escorted Rory to the 2011 Masters, Wozniacki was unfazed by a final round collapse.

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

"I may have a fucking bucket on my head but at least I'm smart enough not to film in portrait mode."

"Hey, has anyone seen my bear anywhere? I left it right here, face down in a bucket. Who the fuck would steal a bear?" - Bucket Bear's owner

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.