We're all sorry.

And just to make the stats seem even more absurd, there have been FOUR seasons since 2002 in which the Lions have gone 0-8 in the division.

I was thinking it was a horrible place/time to make a joke. And then I read the comments on here and realized we are a raising a bunch of pussies who really like to choose to be offended. It was a dumb joke between coworkers, does it really bother anyone here that much? Grow a spine already.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

To be fair, Romine would have been a better option than Joe Nathan even if the score was 6-5 Detroit.

Snoop Dogg on:

To be fair, I want to cut everyone who films in portrait mode.

That's weird. I though turf wars were typically associated with Oakland.

It seeks unspecified money damages.

You don't seem like the type of person who likes fun.

She told him to "open his eyes" and this is related to driving. so definitely hating on us Asians too.

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

so the kid who stole the iPhone should have been let go but the gods who broke into this house should get the book thrown at them? Because they had the temerity to intrude on the wife and kids of a great outside shooter, but the fat kid with the phone stole it from a scumbag gentrifying hipster? Just checking so I can…

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