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An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

This is an underappreciated problem in sports. A lot of athletes struggle with addiction, and it's not always to sugar. Kerry Collins, believe it or not, was addicted to alcohol.

Because the giant flash cards in the bedroom ruin the mood?

...And this is your coverage with AT&T

@dolfinfan69: @philbin you pusy piece of siht u should be fired. Ask the Audience is a logically flawed method for determining accuracy!!1!

Finally we find out what Michigan girl is looking at....

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fumble on the goal line like you have tiny arms like a dinosaur.

No, I think the person in the asshole is 18 too. Totally unbelievable.

You must be from the Mission.

Well look at you, Mister-I-Have-Something-To-Live-For-Other-Than-Intramural-Football-Glory, with your job and family and self-respect, aren't YOU fancy?

Damn, that's too bad. When I heard a Lions player was injured after failing to catch something, I'd naturally assumed it was Brandon Pettigrew.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

I love how he politely decides to cross the street at the crosswalk. What a considerate bear

A person buying a hotdog at a ballpark and asking for ketchup is hardly being a "difficult customer." It's a fucking hotdog. And while I agree that putting ketchup on a hotdog is blasphemous, I find people that harp about what others put on their food much more irritating.

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my ragtime dolllllllllll............."

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

The Five Grumpy Old People You Meet in Heaven

Twerking with Morrie