Correction: Yahoo!’s social media shipt needs a new captain.

No golden shower comments? Where’s the good Kinja?

Dad, go to bed.

A 4 game skid would have been vintage Lions. This is the new and improved Lions. They only lost 3 to back into the playoffs.

Roger, is that you?

Stroke and distance

Mmmmm, singed Campbell’s tomato soup.

Ouch. I need to back off from that hot take.

When I see “thrice” I just think someone is trying too hard.

Yup, THAT’S what sealed it for the Patriots.

NYC should have just let Trump’S kid pay to kill it. They could have received extra money if they told him it was Rudolph’s one-antlered cousin.

To be fair, I could see either of them tackling a guy from the sidelines.

Dark chocolate and apple cider vinegar.

ETP won’t be fined in any way, even if they start drilling. I don’t see the next Administration continuing the Obama Administration’s policy.

Finally a choking in the NBA that’s worse than Steph Curry and the Warriors in the Finals.

What do you have against neckbeards? Asking for Andrew Luck.

You seem like you would be fun at parties or to sit next to on a plane.

Where can I find an M3 for only $4287?

Where can I find an M3 for only $4287?

It’s a penalty in basketball too.

The problems are that it isn’t creative and isn’t even accurate.