I’m from Chicago and we know Karjakin’s type.

Dareus said he was hacked—which, in this case, is eminently believable

I actually think the “Placeholder” name would have been more appropriate.

I don’t understand the need to dig the hole. He told a joke, it was a bad joke that mis-hit with his intended audience. Leave it at that.

Chicago has some of the most strict gun laws in the country and yet this still happens. When are the people of Chicago going to wake up?

Neither would Calvert, though to be fair he also didn’t realize he was scoring.

Drama insues and I look like a big asshole to everyone except the girl from high school I had been filling full of beers and shots so that I could get some action later.

Nah, they don’t have that type of relationship.

It wasn’t just the white people. Trump received (much) higher percentage of the Latino vote than Romney.

The NYT had a great article about how every four years the Democratic Party paints the Republican candidate as a monster—Romney was going to put the African American community in chains (Biden) and Paul RyN was going to push old ladies off a cliff (commercial). Yet this year he’s a Republican you can work with, while…

A good Hooker will always make you week in the knees.

Hopefully he gets a raise so he can afford to patch up those trousers.

Smurfed a Smurf?

For a guy that beat his wife he sure is entertaining.

I don’t think his name is Shirley. And you missed a comma.

After reading the comments it appears your point was missed.

Things happen to a guy once he finally discovers Cooter.

Throw it to the white guy then insult all of the non-white guys on the field after the play is over.

20 rounds of golf since 2009? Are you kidding me? He plays 20 rounds a month. While he may have some good rounds, he sure isn’t reporting them all.

I have also never seen “bye” spelled as “Jacksonville vs. Chicago.”