This piece is a real legacy builder.

I do believe that he read comments that reflect your sentiment.

Maybe he just wasn’t hungry.

Neutered Skip Bayless isn’t neutered at all MEE-OW, indeed.

He would then ask you if you had enough money to eat the last endangered dodo bird while simultaneously being blown by a hooker from the Brazilian rain forest who was the last woman of her tribe. When you answered that you did not he would shutter and then laugh at your miserable world.

Why is the Bieber crying?

Two thumbs up, but mostly forgettable.

Actually, the correct method is to measure from the center of the anus, to just beyond the tip of the penis.

Could someone please post a clip showing yourself reading this post? If someone could also post a clip watching the above clip as well, that would round it out.

Real question: Why do I need a Dremel?

Real question: Why do I need a Dremel?

I think it is fair to say then that the 2014 AFC class will most likely have more arrests than the 2015 NFC class.

I was going to make a Ray Alice joke, but he’s no longer with the Ravens, and he's an asshole that hit a woman.

But how can you tell which side is your good side?

Relax and wear your hair in a way that makes you feel right, guy.

Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin?

7-5. Harbaugh gets them 2 that Hoke wouldn’t have.

This is not going to happen if he does not feel like he is the best quarterback in the league.

Chicago sports fans are the worst (I know, I’m one of them). Patrick Kane is accused of rape and he is innocent until proven guilty. Jameis Winston is accused of rape and he’s the worst person in the world. I’d call it racist, but we all know it’s just stupidity.

Someone’s running extra laps today, motherfuckers.