I also feel like I am the best quarterback in the league.

who gives a shit what the “official” recommendation from WHO is?

If you want to know exactly where the Janet flights are at any given time, just track down a current chemtrail. In fact, you can’t spell chemtrail without Janet. Or something like that.

No, her last name is actually Ouzounian. Close though.

Renaud Lefort scoffs at your silly need to look at the ball.

This is the only time that a hot dog is a sandwich, you animals:

Looking through the comments I see that the number of morons visiting Deadspin has increased. That’s right, I’m talking to you assholes that think a hot dog is a sandwich.

Wyatt Cenac, is that you?

The better question is: Why is Iran targeting that family? Seriously, how bad does that family have to be for Iran to direct a nuclear weapon at them specifically?

I liked Craig Kilborn. He was perfect for the job at the perfect time, much like his Late Late Show gig. But, Stewart (like Craig Ferguson for the Late Late Show) made the Daily Show what it is.

This article is too serious. Can we please re-commence with the “Brady adjusted his balls” jokes?

Maybe I’m too old, but I don’t get the point of paying to go to a live event only to sit there and take a video of the event. Why not actually have the memory of the event instead of the memory of taking a video of the event?

I had a different methodology, which took into account the khaki coefficient divided by the flumoxameter equation plus the color zones and multiple degree factors. This resulted in an equal finding.

The hitchBOT’s reign of terror made it through Canada, Germany, and the Netherlands before it was finally thwarted in the good ‘ol U.S. of A. The world’s police, indeed.

Sounds like someone has a Zax in his crax or maybe even a Yink in his dink. Maybe another Mayzie in the daisy (or is it daysy?) will help his Ying and his Yans with his Tweek and his Gwark.

Why is Wilmer Flores loosening the bolts on a young child’s leg braces? That's really a dick thing to do.

That’s only because there’s nothing left to chase (other than maybe a toilet) once you’ve eaten there.

So, the Mets were the Mets?

The Canadians are trying very hard to prove to Samer that they really do belong. http://deadspin.com/canadians-angr…