My head hurts

Since Gawker is going to be 20% nicer, does that mean that Deadspin is going to balance the family by being 20% meaner making fun of kids?

Definitely a friendlier, more inspiring post.

Mmmm, ham fist.

More like cold give.

Enough with the racism. We get it, you don't like any race other than white.

Manute Bol had ten children.* It is conceivable that some of the others could also grow up to be giants. How great would it be to see Bol on Bol blocking in college or in the NBA. That’s something that I would pay to watch—not in person or even on my couch, but you get what I’m saying.

Based on the fact that he’s bringin’ the heat I can only assume that he has a contract that he’s about to sign with the Dolphins.

Now this is stuck in my head.

Can of corn. Can . . . of . . . corn.

Welker, who is medically clear to play, responded “Blue raspberries slow go across cloud middle to catch footballs Friday morning instead of Wednesday surf. The big horsey likes to fly and Peyton Manning’s book of Eli last year. FUMBLE!”

Buchanan, who will start school at the University of Southern Indiana this fall

This is easily $200M worldwide.

In Space Jam 2 we find out what the aliens did with LeBron’s hairline.

This just goes to show that every country has their idiots. (And, the comment section here commenting on the Canadian emails shows that those idiots still haven’t moved to Canada.)

Have you figured out how many of these were just Tom Craggs and/or Max Read messing with you because they were bored?

Little known fact: Rage pooping is the number 2 leading cause of hemorrhoids.

That was yesterday when there was no one to approve post since people were resigning. This is today, and approvals are flowing like a river.

Eat a big butthole, Canada, and wash it down with a bag of milk.

Did anyone check to see if Don Shula retweeeted any of those?