Thank you

Ok, I’ll be the one to say it: I went to a baseball game and a hockey game broke out.

Ray, we get it. Now go back to trying to impress your way out of free agency.

Hawkeye’s looking good after all these years. (Or, for the kids that didn’t see the movie, President Snow.)

Screw this guy. I am outraged by his comment and he needs to be fired or at the very least suspended indefinitely. Oooo, look, a shiny object. Yay. What was I talking about?

Data analytics: Useless when signing players, but invaluable once they are on the roster.

Fixed it

Calvin Klein. The neck doesn't stretch out, the shirt is thin, and it is comfortable. You can get them at places like TJ Maxx cheap. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

Calvin Klein. The neck doesn't stretch out, the shirt is thin, and it is comfortable. You can get them at places…

I’ve also learned from sports that it isn’t alright because they have it on tape. Otherwise, little or no harm.

Edit: And yet a pronghorn would beat them both.

And yet a cheetah would beat them both.

You can take the girl out of the trailer something something something.

There, I fixed it for you.

I’ve seen him pitch. He also nibbles on the edges.

Clark Griffith shows why the MLB was actually the last bastion of hope for toughness. Your move Jim Harbaugh.

If Alex Rodriguez does not get voted onto the All Start team then I will lose my faith in humanity.

You can always tell if someone is a dad by the jokes he tells. He’s a dad.

At least he put the cap back on and gently placed the bottle on the ground, thereby not wasting any water.

Given our time in history, there can only be much outrage that follows.

Hockey players are very superstitious. I can only assume that this means that Ben Bishop will be the perfect person to sing “o’er the land of the free” and that his ability to have children will rapidly diminish.