Ok, but can she hole out from 154 yards? Can she? I didn't think so.

According to her sponsor, Lehnardt attends a local church, where she is a member of a sexual addiction support group. Lehnardt has reportedly admitted to being a "sexual deviant" and that she is addicted to pornography.

So this man is punishing A-Rod for being better at, and getting more from, using PEDs throughout his career than Nelson Cruz. Typical liberal, always going after the hard working, more successful. Thanks Obama.

This is similar to the arguments made for Jordan when he played (in the NBA, not the MLB minor leagues). And, it showed when Jordan retired the first time and then returned for three championships. Best player in the league that is the most valuable to his team. The only difference is that LeBron has never shown the…

That he made it out of Tampa without MRSA makes him a winter.

The reader is obviously delusional. MSNBC is not thriving. (And if what MSNBC is doing equates to thriving then I should have a nicer car.)

Sees fist, but knows his arms are to short to stop anything from happening.

Where is the inevitable comment about being there when Allison Williams had her prosthetic ass eaten out? Or something like that.

Mark Jackson: (laughing) You can’t go from blacks and women to Jack getting a hole-in-one.

From the comments it looks like I am supposed to read every word in this post, minus the last two words and/or refrain from reading any sports-related content in your comment on a sports website’s sports-related post.

Apparently Opera Man is making a comeback on SNL.

Day 69: No one wants Eeyore’s balls tonight so he went to bed grumpy.

I have a distinct feeling that there will be a huge increase in business if indeed they don't know the difference between making a pizza and giving a blowjob.

Your friends are better than everyone else's friends.

"I don't see what the problem is."

Good hustle, Belpidio. Good hustle, indeed.

What I gathered from the story is that the Astros were right and that this kid should have taken the $5M.

I was playing with some buddies about 10 years ago. On a par 3, one of the guys chunked his shot a bit and knocked it in the water in front of the green. He re-teed and knocked it in. It was a good par.

Aaweful inddeedd

I find it not too smart that the ad campaign for this movie included "#gethard". Typing in #gethard is the last thing that I want to do on Twitter.