That reminds me of the Daniel Tosh standup bit about Kobe Bryant jerseys. I think the punchline is that number 8 was the racist and number 24 had a good work ethic.

Everyone involved in this video is a douche. Everyone.

It's like they have a "Guest Weekend Editor" thing going on, with you in the Saturday night/early Sunday spot. For that alone you should be out of the grays.

I would like to think that this article would not have been posted without you. Nicely done.

No sheer number of comments trying to correct you evidences the brilliance of your comment. Nicely done.

Whoa there Mr. Fancy Pants. Let's back it down to the middle class and say that $70 is a day's work at Long John Silver.

He lost me at

Good thing that was the first email he saw and not the one from the Nigerian prince.

Laettner just makes it too easy to hate him. Jalen Rose actually said that he thought Christian Laettner was a soft pussy, until he played against him. Laettner's the worst.

No, it is.

I can only assume that everyone that recommends something other than Carmex either has some type of allergic reaction to fantastic-ness or is a communist.

I can only assume that everyone that recommends something other than Carmex either has some type of allergic…

The robots box in this movie, right? I just assumed this was the sequel to Real Steel.

I was expecting a circumcision comment. I would have been better.

I do disagree with the fact that Billy is a homosexual.

Damn you for making me Google Kiko Alonso to make sure that you were indeed correct.

Next time I chili dip a wedge I'll be sure to say "Thanks Tiger."

So close to having his own Geico moment.

I get it. Pace of play is one of golf's biggest problems, second only to cost. If I had the money I would probably do the same thing. So, more power to him.