And yet it still isn't the dumbest thing said by a Miss USA contestant.

I gained a bunch of weight both when a quit smoking and after my daughter was born. I'm glad C.C. was able to show that such purposeful weight gain is a thing.

Bad tribute to SNL 40 in Point/Counterpoint

Two girls, one Dez, one cup.

(with that I just dated myself)

I entered this post thinking "How is Lolo Jones still a virgin?" I left understanding how.

I would have guessed tears.

Who's the poor schmuck that gets stuck with a window?

Apparently Amar'e's computer only has so many apostrophes to give.

The story essentially boils down to two boring people engaged in a boring contract negotiation, punctuated by seemingly endless rounds of shower/bathtub sex and a few light spankings. It's really very, very dull stuff.

The answer is hipsters. It's always hipsters.

To be fair, it DID escalate quickly.

Being in the greys is where it's at. When you're in the greys you don't have to be interesting, funny, or thought provoking every time. Instead, being in the greys allows you to have some misses, some bad dad jokes, or even an overused meme. And when you do get a conversation started, it's that much more interesting…

I too am taking a leave of absence from golf. I estimate that the absence will be about one month, at which time I will play approximately 4 rounds in Florida. I will then take a break for another two months or so, then I will begin practicing at the driving range since there is no longer snow on the ground.

Agree 100%. I think he took a break before he had a TC Chen moment or actually shanked one. And no amount of PED usage can fix that.

Yup, definitely a Canadian festival.

Agreed. All children should be learn at an early age that it is ok to lie, cheat, or steal as long as it is for a good cause. Or to impress your friends. Or because you are in debt. Or because you just feel like it. Or to get ahead in life. But that's it.

Anal play, as you likely well know by now, is having its moment.

In the story picture it looks like his teammate looks like he knows just what to do when he is around him

The pussification of America continues. A real man would play through it or lose his elbow trying.