So Twitter admits that February 6 never existed. What else never existed? February 29? Mauve? July 16? Twitter? Pfft

Yeah, but as people on Twitter are pointing out he was going to retire after the end of next year anyway.

We had a hygrometer that we calibrated and used that as the baseline. We have a newborn so we have thermometer/hygrometer combos in each room. We ended up calibrating the hygrometer of each of the units using the salt methods. One of these hygrometers was then the baseline for the AOS. When compared to the AOS it…

We had a hygrometer that we calibrated and used that as the baseline. We have a newborn so we have…

They forgot Reno's Roasters

I have a friend that is a teacher in Florida. Her kids confirm that Seattle is in the South.

He officially became hyphy when he changed his name to Tom Brady-Bündchen.

A vote for Nacho Cheese Doritos is a vote for America—where we take another country's snack food (e.g., tortilla chips) and make it better.

Damned right. It's also why the Second Amendment trumps the Fifth Amendment and the Third Amendment, combined.

Their names are less funny than the actual names.

Since What moved to second base.

This ranking must be ignored and discredited since Vanilla Ice is nowhere to be found.

Leopard Goes After Lame Gazelle

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If you prefer an ultrasonic humidifier (rather than the cool mist with the fan or the vaporizer), you can't go…

However, had he been filmed punching his significant other with the credential around his neck then he probably would have only been held out of the first 5 minutes of the game. Lesson learned.

Yeesh. By the sound of the text message Jay Cutler appears very anti-Jax.

That's rough. Lynch gets done running by scoring a touchdown and, naturally, has to adjust his package. So, would they also penalize him 15 yards if he has an untied shoelace and he tickles his ass while he bends down to tie it?

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