True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

Landing between #2 and #3 is dead center of where the pilots aim. So, you are now past #2 wire and will not be catching that wire. You WILL catch the #3 wire. It is absolute perfection. If you catch the #2 wire, you did NOT nail the center of the landing zone. These pilots have a very necessary, extremely high level…

Not really. That’s straight up libel. ESPN could easily be sued for that and Rovell canned.

“Good evening ma’am. I just moved in down the street and I’m legally required to let everyone within two blocks know that I am not allowed to have contact of any kind with a football.”

This seems more appropriate here than as a late addition in the other thread:

Lots of people “deserve” the death penalty. Whether the state should be in the business of handing it out is another question altogether.

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

A+ for optimism but an F- for realism.

gross theres gawker in my foxtrot alpha

Of course it is. The goal of the NFL’s drug testing policy is not to catch players who are using drugs, it’s to convince fans and sponsors that they’re preventing players from using drugs.

I don't mind the new interface at all. On the other hand, I've nearly given up on si.com due to its inefficiencies.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

The prosecutors likely don't have the option of separating the weapons offenses and the murder charge. Double jeopardy means that you can't be prosecuted multiple times for the same criminal "episode" (barring exceptions that wouldn't apply here). If the weapons charges are considered part of the same episode as the…

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

You can't punch your coworkers. That's illegal and grounds for termination.

Go punch one of your employees after berating him for 30 minutes. Then have that employee go to the emergency room.

I would like to see an write up on the different missions of the FA-18E & the FA-18F.

I think it would take a couple of losing seasons.